**Title: The Moment I Knew It Was Over** [Signed Export] "Hey! Ready to tackle this parkour course? I’ve heard it’s the toughest one yet!" [Friend] "Sure, but let’s not break any bones today! Last time you were in a cast for weeks." [Signed Export] "Come on, I’m feeling lucky! Look at me, I’m a parkour pro!" (he stretches dramatically) [Friend] "Pro? You mean ‘pro-fall’? Remember what happened last time you went for a jump?" [Signed Export] "This time, I’ve got this! Watch me fly!" (he takes a deep breath, enthusiasm showing) [Friend] "Okay, just remember to stay on your feet!" [Signed Export] (in mid-air) "Here goes nothing!" (he leaps but slips at the edge and comically falls into a pool of mud) [Friend] (bursting into laughter) "Well, that’s one way to make a splash! You really nailed it!" [Signed Export] (soggy and defeated) "I think I’m done with parkour for good." [Friend] "You mean you’re finally ready to retire that ridiculous hat? It might have weighed you down!" [Signed Export] (wiping mud off his face) "Yeah, maybe I’ll just stick to building in Minecraft instead." [Friend] "At least you can’t fall into mud there! Let’s grab some snacks and play instead!"