generate a hopeless, hungry child sitting at a ramshackle dinner table, fork and knife in hand, and have a pretty blonde mom wearing lederhosen walk up and offer him essential oils to eat, when he shakes his head no, have her leave them on the table, walk away and return with a stein full of multi level marketing paraphernalia like pins, the kid shakes his head no and she leaves it on the table, she leaves and returns with a bunch of multi level marketing pamphlets, he shakes his head no, she grows increasingly frustrated every time and leaves and comes back again with a nutcracker figurine and an empty stein, he shakes his head no and starts crying, she leaves and comes back with a bunch of random Bavarian/German paraphernalia like cuckoo clocks and other stuff (no food), she leaves again and a shadowy dictator figure comes back with a tray with a pretzel, a bratwurst, and a jar of honey with a wooden dipper submerged in it, the kid celebrates, then the mom, elated, returns front and center and does a German dance with the text "GROCERY TIME IN BOSTON!!" flashing on the screen