Bigfoot's Hilarious Getaway
Create a realistic, cinematic-quality video of Bigfoot running through a dense forest during daylight, holding a smartphone in selfie mode like he's filming a vlog. Bigfoot looks panicked but comedic, glancing over his shoulder as flashing red and blue lights and distant ICE patrol sirens can be heard behind him. As he runs, out of breath but determined, he yells into the camera in clear, exaggerated English: "You can’t detain me! I plead the Fifth Amendment!" The camera shakes like handheld footage, adding intensity and humor. Include details like rustling bushes, distant shouts from ICE officers, and birds scattering. Bigfoot stumbles over a log, gets up dramatically, and keeps running. He’s wearing a fanny pack and comically large sunglasses. The tone is absurd and viral-worthy, combining realism with over-the-top comedy. Emphasize his expressive face, realistic fur movement, and the ridiculousness of the situation. Make sure he talks
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