**The People vs. Banana: A Berry Controversy** [Scene opens with a lively courtroom, filled with animated fruits. Judge Pineapple sits confidently at the front.] *Judge Pineapple:* "Order in the court! Today, we address an important question: Is the banana guilty of being a berry?" *Prosecutor Strawberry:* "Your Honor, the facts are clear! A banana meets all the botanical criteria of a berry. 🍌 It has multiple seeds and grows from a single ovary. It’s been pretending to be a regular fruit for far too long!" *Defense Attorney Apple:* "Objection! While yes, botanically, it qualifies, culturally and culinarily, bananas are in a different category. They’re sweet and creamy, lacking the tangy bite we expect from berries. 🍏 Plus, they’re used so differently in our dishes!" *Judge Pineapple:* "After careful examination of the evidence, this court finds the banana… guilty of being a berry. 💼 However, sentencing is suspended, recognizing its unique role in our fruity community." [Gavel bangs] *Judge Pineapple:* "Court adjourned!" 🍍