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"Alien Contractors: The Hilarious Truth Behind Ancient Construction Mysteries!"

Style: 2D cartoon, slick scales, smug expression Line: “And we still came in under budget. Unlike your Pentagon.” Scene 4: REACTION Setting: Back to the Human Historian, now sweating with question marks over head Line: “Wait… so you were involved?” Scene 5: ALIEN SNAPS BACK Alien Contractor (rolling eyes): “Oh absolutely. But only because your ancestors couldn’t read blueprints without eating them.” Scene 6: FLASH CUTAWAY Setting: Ancient Egypt — cartoon stick figures eating scrolls. Add bite marks in papyrus. Overlay Text: “Advanced Civilization: Loading...” Scene 7: REPTILIAN ONE-LINER Reptilian (deadpan, sipping drink): “We miss when humans had bite. Now they just sign digital contracts without reading 'em.” Final Scene: GLITCHED TRUTH Black screen with flickering static Text Onscreen: “History is written by the survivors of the NDA.” (Use glitch effect and impact font)

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