1. Video Template: “MeltdownAway™ Ad Spoof” Scene 1: (0:00–0:03) • Visual: Slow pan over a toy store or messy playroom • Audio: Dramatic piano or parody commercial jingle • On-Screen Text: “Is your child melting down in public… again?” Scene 2: (0:03–0:08) • Visual: You slowly open a fake prescription bottle labeled MeltdownAway™ • Voiceover: “Introducing MeltdownAway™ — the barely-legal strength you wish was real.” Scene 3: (0:08–0:12) • Visual: Show child suddenly sitting calmly or cut to your peaceful face • Caption: “Side effects include deep sighs, eyerolls, and telling yourself ‘this is just a phase.’”