“Can You Dodge Property Taxes by Burying Someone in Your Backyard?” [Opening shot: Host in front of a suburban house, slightly sarcastic tone] HOST: So... you heard a rumor: "If I bury Grandma in the backyard... BOOM—no more property taxes!" Yeah. About that... [Cut to TITLE CARD: “Can a Grave Save You Money?”] HOST (voiceover, sarcastic): Some folks think if you put a grave on your land, the tax man backs off, like, "Oh, sorry! Didn’t know you had a corpse. We’ll just leave." [Cut to host with a skeptical look, overlay: “False.”] HOST: The truth is: burying someone on your land does not make it a legal cemetery, and it absolutely doesn’t cancel your property taxes. [Cut to visual aid: “What is a legal cemetery?”] HOST (voiceover): To be a legal cemetery, your land has to be: Dedicated for burial—meaning you file legal paperwork Permitted by your state and local health departments And used exclusively for burials—not for living in, farming, or Airbnb-ing. [Cut back to host