**Title: Dirty Facts About History You Didn't Know - Part 8** **[Alex]** "Today, we’re diving into some wild historical facts, Tanned Compilat! Ready to jump in?" **[Tanned Compilat]** "Definitely! Hit me with the first one, Alex!" **[Alex]** "Alright, first up is Roman Emperor Elagabalus. He made quite an entrance into Rome by having hundreds of naked women drag his chariot through the streets. Can you imagine the spectacle?" **[Tanned Compilat]** "Whoa, that's some serious statement-making! A total show of power if I ever heard one!" **[Alex]** "Right? Next, let’s talk about women's health during the Victorian era. They believed that 'hysteria' was a real problem, and doctors found that pelvic massages could relieve symptoms. Wild, huh?" **[Tanned Compilat]** "Yeah, that's definitely a unique approach to healthcare! Talk about using unconventional methods!" **[Alex]** "Exactly! Then there's Ferdinand VII, who had such an enormous endowment that he needed a special pillow with a hole. His doctor even wrote about it in detail!" **[Tanned Compilat]** "That sounds more like something out of a comedy skit than history!" **[Alex]** "For sure! And did you know that George II died on the chamber pot? He farted so hard he burst a blood vessel. Can you picture that?" **[Tanned Compilat]** "That's hilarious and tragic at the same time! That’s one way to go out!" **[Alex]** "And finally, there's the opera singer Julie d'Aubigny, who took holy vows just to hook up with a nun!" **[Tanned Compilat]** "Now that’s some serious dedication to romance! A true rebel!" **[Alex]** "It just goes to show how fascinating and outrageous history can be, right?" **[Tanned Compilat]** "Absolutely! Can’t wait to uncover more of these gems next time!"