**0:00–0:08 – Intro** Zoom in with: “Hey, I’m [NAME], and this is Cosmic Mess 918...” 🌌✨ Add text on screen: “Cosmic Mess 918” and tagline “Where cosmic energy meets hot mess energy.” Let’s spill some tea on our zodiac signs and their toxic traits! ☕️💅 **0:08–0:50 – Main Content** Alright, let’s dive right in! - **Aries**: The impulsive drama queen. Ready to start a fire without even thinking! 🔥 - **Taurus**: The stubborn diva who refuses to budge. No, you’re not getting that last slice of pizza! 🍕 - **Gemini**: Two-faced wrecks—you never know who you’re actually talking to! 😜 - **Cancer**: Overly emotional and always in their feelings. Just hug it out already! 🥺 - **Leo**: The center of attention, always ready for the spotlight. Like, chill, we get it! 🌟 - **Virgo**: A perfectionist hassle. I mean, can we relax once in a while? 😅 - **Libra**: So indecisive, like, “What do you want to eat?” just pick one already! 🍽️ - **Scorpio**: The jealous drama. Watch out before they whip out their secret stash! 🐍 - **Sagittarius**: Blunt truth bombs drop like it’s nothing—ouch! 💣 - **Capricorn**: The workaholic stress case. Life is more than spreadsheets, my friend! 📊 - **Aquarius**: Eccentric oddballs who march to the beat of their own drum… literally. 🥁 - **Pisces**: The dreamy escapists—wake up, you’re daydreaming on the couch! 💭 **0:50–1:00 – Outro** Did I drag you or was I too nice? 😏 Let me know in the comments! Like, comment, and subscribe for more cosmic chaos! And don’t forget to follow me at “@cosmicmess918!” ✨🌈